Oh hey you! My name's Rachel. This description used to be really long with all of the fandoms that I'm part of and basically saying that I love food and this blog will try to make you laugh etc... It was a bit lame... SO YEP. HAVE A FANTABULOUS DAY. Oh and ask me a question. I'll always answer!
July 31st
9:53 AM
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crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

sexuallyambiguousphan:

The best part is he still hadn’t taken down all the post-its.

shrikestrike:

sportsketball:

good non gendered words to say instead of dude to someone who doesnt want to be called a dude

  • buddy
  • bud
  • pal
  • neighbor
  • *australian voice* mate
  • *cowboy voice* partner

don’t forget

  • *strong Russian accent like Siberian winter* COMRADE

How much exercise do you really need?

1. To increase cardiovascular fitness levels?
20 Mins, 2-5 times a week.

2. To lose weight?
20-30 mins, 3 times a week.

3. To tone up?
2 sets of 15 reps, 2 times a week.

4. To maintain fitness / weight?
20-40mins, 3 times a week.

5. To increase flexibility?
5-10 mins, everyday.

nothing-but-a-hiddlesbatch-thang:

When one of my family members asks why I don’t have a boyfriend

image

tyleroakley:

tiktok-itsaclock:

fiftyshadesofugly:

We just got our yearbooks and these are my fav quotes

I KEPT THINKING I HAD A FAVORITE AND THEY JUST KEPT GETTING BETTER AND BETTER

senior quotes are the new text post

weallheartonedirection:

When my grandma died I found this in her room, I laughed so hard and I made me much more happy

weallheartonedirection:

When my grandma died I found this in her room, I laughed so hard and I made me much more happy

June 22nd
1:09 PM
Via
thatfunnyblog:

"i’m very disappointed in you, son"

thatfunnyblog:

"i’m very disappointed in you, son"

1:08 PM
Via
"

1. Because a woman brought into this world will inevitably be given pepper spray “just in case.”

2. Because by sixteen, a young girl knows how to avoid being sexually assaulted, while a boy of the same age does not fear sexual assault in the slightest.

3. Because a girl who mocks men is a bitch, and a boy who mocks women is joking.

4. Because a girl who has sex is a slut, and a boy who has sex is a man.

5. Because in a murder, the killer is at fault, but the blame of rape is often put on the victim.

6. Because we teach girls how not to get raped instead of teaching anyone simply not to rape.

7. Because a woman should put more clothes on if her outfit makes a man uncomfortable, because his self control is her responsibility.

8. Because feminists just need to chill out.

9. Because a 22 year old sex-obsessed virgin can murder 7 people, and the problem is that someone should’ve just slept with him.

10. Because not all men are predators, but yes, all women are prey.

"
—  (via qhorin)